Character in movie we're watching: "I don't really like other people"
Hero: Me either.
Me: "You like me."
Hero: But we're in a relationship.
Me: "But I'm someone other than yourself, am I not?"
Hero: Not since we started this relationship
Me: "I see. So I just got assimilated, is that what happened?"
Hero: Yeah, it's like the Borg.
Me: "Oh good. Our relationship is like the Borg."
