When I around 8, my dad stopped at the corner convenience store and sent me inside to get some "moo juice." I didn't know exactly what it was, but it sounded familiar, so I figured I'd know it when I saw it. I walked around that store for 10 minutes, working myself up into a panic because I couldn't find any moo juice. When I got back to the car, crying, I told my dad "They didn't ha-ave anyyyy!" he said "What do you mean they didn't have any milk?"
